My back hurts so much, and my boyfriend is laying the kids down, so I decided to give myself a massage…
That’s right. I’ve got my little vibrator on my back going at full speed and it fucking feels GREAT.
Don’t judge me.
I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.
He decided to be the sky instead.
Jackie Chan is like a 13 year old boy on Facebook
This post makes me happy
Nothing spookier than sitting alone in your house and hearing toys speaking in the next room.
If I go missing, Lightning McQueen did it.
Way to fucking bored. Don’t feel good. I NEED SOME PEOPLE TO TALK TO!!
I love dogs so much
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